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Post by Lamp Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:57 pm

THE OFFICAL CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD

ill start it off

who can make easy stunts look hard CHUCK NORRIS!!

ya beat that

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Post by kingjaron Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:46 am

Scientist have estimated the power created by the big bang is equal to one CrHK (Chuck round house kick)
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Post by Lamp Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:49 pm

nice jaron lol

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Post by Rabbit! Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:00 pm

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Post by Lamp Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:04 pm

lol rabit and keep up on posting plz to help our forum grow

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Post by Rabbit! Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:15 pm

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Post by kingjaron Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:35 pm

Chuck Norris can believe it is not butter!
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